The First Zero-Proof Martini That Tastes Like A Real Martini
Impeccably balanced and uncommonly refined, Dry & Dirty is a martini for a new era, crafted to reimagine the ritual of unwinding without the buzz or the blur. Each exceptionally clean, intentionally layered flavor blends adaptogen-infused florals, botanicals, and extracts to heighten clarity, spark connection, and exalt the moment. The result is a martini that honors the classic, elevates the modern, and invites you into a ritual that feels as good as it tastes.
An Ode To The Timeless Art of Martini Making
Dry & Dirty began with a vision to create the martini that didn’t yet exist. A non-alcoholic martini that looks, tastes, and feels like the real thing. Not a sweet or syrupy mocktail, but a true classic reimagined. The perfect martini you could sip at the bar, while eating brunch, or at a work function without raising any questions.
Born from that pursuit of precision, three iconic expressions emerged: the bold, lingering finish of an Espresso Martini, the bright citrus snap of a Lemon Drop, and the briny, umami bite of a Dirty Martini. Each crafted to honor the ritual, elevate the moment, and invite you into a world where presence is the priority—and celebration never requires a compromise.
Crafted with Function & Flavor
Adaptogen Infused
Infused with Lion's Mane, L-Theanine, and GABA so you can unwind without the blur or hangover.
Premium Quality
Crafted with thoughtfully sourced botanicals and extracts chosen for depth and balance.
A Better Ritual
Our martinis are 0% ABV, low sugar, and low calorie. A clean, modern ritual designed to keep you present.
The
MARTINI SOCIETY
MANIFESTO
We romanticize the ritual. Every action deliberate, every step imbued with intention:
i. Garnish with precision.
ii. Pour slowly.
iii. Toast thoughtfully.
iv. Savor each sip.
v. Cherish the ritual.
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FAQs
Is Dry & Dirty alcohol-free?
Is Dry & Dirty alcohol-free?
With less than 0.5% ABV, Dry & Dirty is regarded as non-alcoholic. It’s designed for those who want the martini experience without the effects of alcohol.
What are adaptogens, and why include them?
What are adaptogens, and why include them?
Adaptogens are compounds found in botanicals, florals, and extracts that help the body manage stress and maintain mental clarity. Dry & Dirty combines Lion’s Mane, L-Theanine, and GABA to support focus, calm, and emotional well-being, providing a functional boost along with the taste of a classic martini.
Is Dry & Dirty organic?
Is Dry & Dirty organic?
While Dry & Dirty is not certified organic, we source organic ingredients whenever possible.
How should I serve Dry & Dirty?
How should I serve Dry & Dirty?
Shake cold and garnish — olive for the Dirty Martini, lemon peel for the Lemon Drop Martini, and serve the Espresso Martini shaken well.
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